So, guess what happened to me. Go ahead, take a guess.
OK, I'll tell you.
My water broke at Walmart. No kidding. I thought I was having major bladder control issues because I never had the big gush, just little trickles. But by the time I got home, my pants were pretty wet.
OK, now guess what else. You'll never get it.
I didn't even have to push. My doctor came in at 5:30 and asked what time I thought the baby would be born and I said 7. I was between a 4 and 5 and she thought maybe I was a little optimistic, but if the nurse would have checked me at 7, I would have been at 10. Instead, she checked me at about 7:20 after I got a bolus for my epidural because it wasn't complete and she freaked out that I was complete!! Because my epidural was partial, I was throwing up with the contractions (normal for me). The nurse ran out to get the doctor, came back in, put my legs up, I had a contraction and puked the baby out! Fun times. Good thing the nurse came back in or Brandon would have been the one catching the baby because the doctor came in about two minutes after he was born.
It's a good story, right?
And now, what you've all been waiting for.... The pictures!!
James Byron Chapman, September 15, 2011. 8 lbs 0 oz, 20 inches long.
He's super sweet. He had the same reaction to my blood that Jonah did, so we spent a few extra days in the hospital for photo therapy.
He gets tons of kisses and hugs and everyone seems to be pretty ok with him. Even Mama's-boy Jonah is happy to sit next to me with James is eating, as long as Jonah can suck his thumb and run his fingers through my hair.
We love him.
In the meantime, Brandon will take pictures of my cute boys while they still think it's fun. Isn't this a great one of Sterling? He's at that self-aware phase where he smiles a goofy, but I think we caught him off guard with this.
What a cute couple! That must be their first baby. Certainly they're not old enough to be parents of four kids.
My parents love watching the kids play at the farm. This hay jump is where the boys would spend all their time, if they could.
But we force them to do other not-so-fun things, like corn mazes and tractor rides. I know, we're awful.
How about a photo op with Mater!! Yes, please.
And now to the Halloween par-tay! I bet you didn't recognize Jonah, Sterling, and Hyrum in their disguises. You'd never know that's not actually Buzz, Ben 10, and Indiana Jones, huh?
Oh, and the totally humiliating cow. Compete with udders. If you're thinking inappropriate and disturbing, you'd be correct.
And that's as close as I'll allow!!!!! I'm 29 weeks here, by the way. 
It was the opening day of my parents pool. It was a very warm day here, and the water was still a little on the chilly side, but we had a lot of fun.
Handsome Sterling, who turned 7 today. I wish my kids would quit making me older.
Me and Hyrum playing "All Around the Mulberry Bush." I jump in a circle with a kid in my arms and at "pop goes the weasel" we jump really high in the air, or, if it's Sterling, I throw them.
And Jonah wanted nothing to do with the water. No way, Jose. He just sat in a swing the whole time. And loved it. 
